Does it count as Fall yet? Is Summer over? What the hell happens to the time these days? Jim and Them! That’s what! People are so busy looking forward to Friday for a new Jim and Them that their time gets eaten away! Next thing you know you will be old and withered but laughing your old balls off at Jim and Them! Don’t you forget it! Now on with the show:
Jeff’s Dad: So does Jeff’s Dad listen when Jeff isn’t on?
Kanye: How could we not?
Every Young Boy’s Battle: Every boy or man has the battle with his dick.
JEFF’S DAD!, BRANDON!, BRIAN!, RELIGION!, SICKNESS!, KANYE!, TAYLOR SWIFT!, JAY-Z!, BEN FRANKLIN!, BALLSY!, MASTURBATION!, THE BIBLE!, EVERY BOY’S BATTLE!, SEXUAL INTEGRITY!, JERK OFF AT WORK!, 911 CALLS!, REALITY ENTERTAINMENT!